Christmas in July
As we’re sweltering in the summer heat, it’s the retail industry’s holiday pre-season kickoff. Read on for a silly little holiday parody and please give a listen to my holiday demo.
More rapid than retail promotions they came.
We VOs hit our mics and crank up the gain.
“On Black Friday Sales!
On Grocery Chain Specials!
Seasonal Promos and Budget Must Spends!
On Christmas Car Ads!
On Restaurant Holiday Deals!
On Limited Time Onlys And Mores!”
To the top of client media buys!
To the top of year-end numbers!
Now voice away, voice away, voice away all!